Any guesses?

Why do I have just two mis-matched sets of placemats/napkins in such wild and crazy color patterns?

Well, long story short: DIL picked them up for me and because there were so many choices, she grabbed two styles in colors she knows I'll like. They're for a purse-making workshop at quilt guild next week. You already KNOW my quilts usually turn out pink and green to some degree, no matter what colors I SAY I'm going to use at the start.

Red-white-and-black was a smart choice on her part, given those are the colors I most often wear. I've gotta say, my style of purse is more likely to be plain leather. But the workshop sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun, so I'm signed up. If I do a decent job putting them together, they could make nifty gifties, no?